This Christmas, Give The Gift Of Knowledge

(We are sitting at the breakfast table.)

Young Brother: “[My Name], what’s the moon phase?”

(I start explaining the phases of the moon in great detail. Then, I start talking about Jupiter’s moons. Then, I start taking about Zeus [Jupiter] in mythology.)

Young Brother: *to Mom* “I know what I want to get with my Christmas money.”

Mom: “What?”

Young Brother: *pointing at me* “A muzzle.”