Choosing A Partner Should Be A Natural Selection

| Romantic | December 2, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are eating at a restaurant. I’m just coming back from the bathroom. I’m 23, but people often think I’m underage.)

Boyfriend: “You looked very grown up and serious the way you walked over here right now.”

Me: “I became an adult? Finally!”

Boyfriend: “What, no! I don’t want that. B! Press B! Abort evolution!”

1 Thumbs