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(I am babysitting my little brother, and we are watching cartoons when an advert for life insurance comes on. I start ranting to myself.)

Me: “That’s ridiculous. They have a cap on how much you can get as a payout; it would be better just to put the money into an ISA.”

Brother: “What are you talking about?”

Me: “Life insurance, you pay in and then when you die your relatives get the money.”

Brother: “No. That’s not how it works.”

Me: “What?”

Brother: “You pay in £6 a month, and then if you die they bring you back to life!”