The Way To A Woman’s Heart…

(After talking to a man online for months, we met for the first time two months ago. It was a little awkward but friendly and very fun. I left with no idea as to whether we would just be friends, though I liked him. After the second meeting, this happened as I was getting out of his car.)

Boyfriend: *casually* “Oh, I got you this.”

(He pulls a MASSIVE box of chocolates out of the back seat. I stare, open mouthed, for a whole minute.)

Me: “I… I didn’t expect…”

Boyfriend: “A big-a** box of chocolates? I should think not!”

Me: “I think… this means I can probably ask for a real date?”

Boyfriend: *laughs* “I believe that’s acceptable after a man gives a woman a big-a** box of chocolates.”