Chocolate Assault, Part 2

I’ve had customers not give me enough information when they’re looking for something, but this guy is just plain weird.

Customer: “Excuse me?”

Me: “Yes?”

Customer: “Um, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.”

I have no idea how many times he says that word before he lets me speak.

Me: “Uh, what type of chocolate?”

Customer: “Dark chocolate.”

Me: “No, I mean, what will it be used for?”

Customer: “Chocolate!”

I sense I will get nowhere with this guy.

Me: “Baking chocolate is on four, candy is on five.”

I have no idea if he was on something, if there was something wrong with him mentally, or if that’s legitimately how he thought he should ask for help.

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