Chocolate 1, Self Control 0
Candy Store | |
Right | May 22, 2008
Me: “We’ve got a special offer on chocolate at the moment, if you’re interested at all?”
Customer: “Chocolate?! You know what? I will have some. I hope you’re happy. I mean, honestly…why do you think I have a weight problem, let alone the rest of the world?”
Me: “Sir, I didn’t say you had to buy it…”
Customer: “Well no, you didn’t, but I’m not going to turn down a special offer, am I?”
Me: “Would you like me to offer you a health bar instead?”
Customer: “No, I’ll take two chocolate bars.”
