They Have A Chip On Their Shoulder About Having A Chip In Their Shoulder

(When I get to the checkout, the cashier is giving a very large cash drop, probably about $1000, to a colleague to put in the safe.)

Me: “Wow, I didn’t realize that many people still used cash.”

Cashier: “Oh, yeah, I only ever use cash. Cards are evil.”

Me: *jokingly* “Well, they say evil is tempting, right?”

Cashier: “No, some things are just evil. Did you know that if you have a kid in the US, they’ll put a chip in them whether you want them to or not? We’re human beings, not dogs!”