Chip And Spin

(I am checking out a customer one day. We now have the chips installed so it does get confusing, since people still swipe.)

Me: “Do you have the chip?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “All right, you can stick it in. It will ask one question first, and then ask a couple more.”

(The customer puts his card in, answers the first question, and then the machine starts beeping.)

Me: “Oh, you put it in the wrong way. Flip it around and then stick it back in.”

Customer: “I’ve been told that all my life. What’s a few more?”