Child’s First Copium

When she was six, my daughter went to a school right behind our apartment. We walked over with a little girl from our building and her mom every morning. That morning, the girls decided they were going to have a foot race. My daughter ended up winning the race, and her friend, who was very clearly annoyed, says:

Daughter’s Friend: “Oh well, first is the worst and second is the best anyway.”

My daughter looked at her with a very confused look on her face and said:

Daughter: “So? I’m still first.”