Children of The (Pop)Corn

(My three-year-old daughter is sitting on the couch sharing some popcorn with me. She has found a piece that resembles a dog shape.)

Daughter As Popcorn: “Woof, woof!”

Daughter As Herself: “Hello, little doggie!”

Daughter As Popcorn: “Hi! Please don’t eat me.”

Daughter As Herself: “Aw! Sorry.” *chomp*