Children Of The Popcorn

(From the kitchen, I hear this:)

Brother: “That’s disgusting. What is that?”

Me: *goes see what he’s talking about*

Brother: “Look at this!” *he shows me a big plastic bowl with red popcorn and kernels*

Me: “I guess [Elder Brother] and [Elder Brother’s Girlfriend] used hot-sauce and chili pepper in their popcorn.” *leaves the kitchen*

Brother: “Well, it looks like Satan took his morning constitutions.”