Children Of The Cornleaves
(I’m reading a book to a class of four- and five-year-olds. Many of them read the book several times last fall, so I’m curious to see if any of them remember.)
Me: “There was an old lady who swallowed some leaves; I don’t know why she swallowed some leaves, perhaps she’ll—”
Class: *in unison* “DIE.”
(Sneeze. The answer was sneeze.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
