Children Of The Corn
(I am buying some popcorn for my young daughter.)
Daughter: “Dad, what’s in popcorn?”
Me: “Uhm… well, that’s a good… I don’t know. Miss, what’s in popcorn?”
Concessions Worker: “Corn.”
Me: “Well, that was embarrassing.”
(I am buying some popcorn for my young daughter.)
Daughter: “Dad, what’s in popcorn?”
Me: “Uhm… well, that’s a good… I don’t know. Miss, what’s in popcorn?”
Concessions Worker: “Corn.”
Me: “Well, that was embarrassing.”
