Children Are Number One

(My family is planning a trip to Disney World, so we get a DVD in the mail that helps show everything you can do. We’ve been there many times but still watch the DVD anyway. Currently, we’re watching a bit about their water parks.)

DVD: “And there are plenty of fun areas for your little squirts!”

Sister: “That’s such a gross word. ‘Squirts.’ Why do they even call kids that?”

Mom: “Because of all the pee they’re squirting in those pools.”