Chihuahuas Don’t Choose The Chihuahua Life
Children, England, Funny Stories, Medical Office, Overheard, Pets & Animals, Religion, Silly, Sons & Daughters, UK | Related
| March 27, 2025
I’m in the waiting room at the doctor’s, and I overhear a conversation between a mum and her young son. The dad is also there but is reading something on his phone.
Boy: “Do doggies go to Heaven?”
Mum: “Yes.”
Boy: “So, does that mean there’s a doggy Hell?”
Mum: “I mean, maybe? But all doggies are good boys, so they don’t go there.”
Boy: “But what about Mrs. [Neighbour]’s little dog? That’s a mean dog.”
Mum: “Well, that’s a chihuahua. They’re different.”
Boy: “So, chihuahuas go to doggy Hell?”
The dad finally chimes in.
Dad: “They have to exist as chihuahuas! They’re already in doggy Hell!”
