That Chicken Is Smoking Hot
(A customer has ordered a chicken to be cooked.)
Customer: “You’re burning it!”
Me: “Sir, the oven isn’t even on yet. This will actually take some time so…” *sniffs* “Is… is that tobacco?”
(I stare at him as he blushes, and notice wisps of smoke coming from his back.)
Me: “Are you smoking?”
(He mumbled something before sprinting out of view. I never bothered to cook his chicken, and he never turned up for it either.)
Did you find this story from our No Smoking roundup?
