That Chicken Is Smoking Hot

, , | Right | May 30, 2017

(A customer has ordered a chicken to be cooked.)

Customer: “You’re burning it!”

Me: “Sir, the oven isn’t even on yet. This will actually take some time so…” *sniffs* “Is… is that tobacco?”

(I stare at him as he blushes, and notice wisps of smoke coming from his back.)

Me: “Are you smoking?”

(He mumbled something before sprinting out of view. I never bothered to cook his chicken, and he never turned up for it either.)

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