That Chicken Is Smoking Hot
(A customer has ordered a chicken to be cooked.)
Customer: “You’re burning it!”
Me: “Sir, the oven isn’t even on yet. This will actually take some time so…” *sniffs* “Is… is that tobacco?”
(I stare at him as he blushes, and notice wisps of smoke coming from his back.)
Me: “Are you smoking?”
(He mumbled something before sprinting out of view. I never bothered to cook his chicken, and he never turned up for it either.)
Did you find this story from our No Smoking roundup?
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
