Chicken Nuggets, Nooks, And Crannies
I’m a nurse working in the ward when another nurse angrily walks up to the desk with a tray of chicken nuggets.
Me: “Ooooh! Chickie nuggies? Are they for everyone?”
Nurse: “No. I just confiscated them from a patient trying to smuggle them in. You do not want to know in which of his bodily folds I found them.”
Me: “But… but there are so many!”
Nurse: “Twenty. I never said it was just the one fold.”






