Chez Cinema
(Note: we’re in a movie theater.)
Customer: “So, you guys got, like, showers here and everything?”
Me: “No, we don’t.”
Customer: *looking revolted* “Gross! So you guys just don’t wash?”
Me: “Well, not here, but when we’re at home, yes.”
Customer: “So you guys don’t have, like, rooms here or nothin’?”
Me: “No, sir, we don’t live at the movie theater.”
Customer: “THAT’S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD! *stomps off*
Me: “…”