Chewing You Out On Your Chewing Out

| Friendly | August 15, 2016

(I’m about eight years old. My family and I are at a soccer game, cheering on our team. I’m chewing on some bubble gum and trying to blow bubbles with it. Since I haven’t yet mastered the art, I resort to covering my mouth with it and blowing. Suddenly, a man I don’t know gets in my face.)

Man: *rudely* “Chewing gum is supposed to be INSIDE your mouth.”

(Then he just left, leaving me somewhat confused.)

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