Chewing The Cheese With Your Brother

Brother: “Can I get a milkshake with extra cheese?”

Cashier: “With… cheese?”

Brother: “Yes, please.”

(She gives me a funny look and I return one back. She shrugs and makes his drink as asked for and moves onto me. We are about five minutes away when he finally takes a drink.)

Brother: “Urgh! This is disgusting.” *lifts lid* “What the f*** is this?”

Me: “Probably the cheese.”

Brother: “Cheese?!”

Me: “That is what you ordered.”

Brother: *taking out receipt* “I-I guess I did…”

(He actually finished it, looking thoroughly unhappy throughout. Hilarious!)