Chew On This For A While
(My boyfriend and I are eating dinner and watching the movie ‘Princess Mononoke.’ We’re at the scene where a female character spits chewed food into a male character’s mouth because he’s too weak to chew it himself.)
Boyfriend: “That’s gross!”
Me: *shrugs* “Well, he’s too weak to do it himself.”
(My boyfriend turns to me with his mouth open and full of chewed food.)
Boyfriend: “I have to save you!” *attempts to kiss me*
Me: “NO!”
Boyfriend: “But you’re dying!”
Me: “Then let me die!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?