Cheesy Wipeout

(My whole family is out hiking, and some of us have to use the port-a-potties. When we got back to the car, my mom offered us some hand sanitizer.)

Mom: “I picked up some of the little hand wipes. Who wants one?”

Whole Family: “Ooooh, me!”

(My mom distributes the individually wrapped hand wipes. I rip mine open and start laughing.)

Me: “Mom? This isn’t a hand wipe. This is parmesan cheese.”

Mom: *bursts out laughing while hanging her head in her hands* “I guess I should have read what the packets said before grabbing them, huh?”

Me: “…Probably.”