Cheese Puns Are Grating

| Romantic | February 4, 2013

(My boyfriend and I have just moved in together and are cuddling on the bed. We’re both half asleep and I’ve just said something cheesy.)

Me: “Oh, please. You love my cheese.”

Boyfriend: “Uh-huh.”

Me: “Stop whining! Don’t forget some wine. That goes well with cheese.”

Boyfriend: “There you go again. Can we just sleep?”

Me: “But, I’m on a roll!” *pause* “Those also go well with cheese.”

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