Cheese Puns Are Grating
(My boyfriend and I have just moved in together and are cuddling on the bed. We’re both half asleep and I’ve just said something cheesy.)
Me: “Oh, please. You love my cheese.”
Boyfriend: “Uh-huh.”
Me: “Stop whining! Don’t forget some wine. That goes well with cheese.”
Boyfriend: “There you go again. Can we just sleep?”
Me: “But, I’m on a roll!” *pause* “Those also go well with cheese.”