Check Who Owns The Loans
One of our regulars just closed her account in dramatic fashion a week ago, declaring loudly at me that she was never coming back to [Bank], ever. The phone rings.
Me: “[Bank], this is [My Name]; how can I help you?”
Regular: “Hi, this is [Regular], and I need to apply for a personal loan.”
I stifle a giggle and take the application. It comes back approved.
Me: “Great news! It was approved.”
Regular: “Excellent! You’re the best, [My Name].”
I shake my head, remembering how much attitude she gave me last week.
Me: “So, all I need to know is who to make the check out to.”
Regular: “Can you just deposit it in my checking?”
Me: “Um… you closed your checking last week. Do you want to open a new one?”
Regular: “Huh?”
Me: *Louder* “You closed your checking last week, [Regular].”
Regular: “Why would I do that? Oh, well. Put it in my savings, then.”
Me: “You closed that, too.”
Regular: “I did not! I opened all new accounts last week with you guys.”
I start to realize where this is going.
Me: “Which bank do you think you’re calling?”
Regular: “[Competitor]. Why?”
I briefly mute the phone to hide the laughter that flies out of my mouth.
Me: *Loudly and slowly* “This is [Bank].”
Regular: “No, no, no.”
Me: “Yes, I’m pretty sure it is.”
Regular: “NO! I called [Our Phone Number] and… oh.”
Me: “Uh-huh.”
Regular: *Meekly* “Please make the check out to [Competitor]. I’ll be by later to get it.”
Considering my greeting always starts with our bank name, I’m not sure how it got that far.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?