Check Out The Muffin

, , , , | Working | September 27, 2017

(I’m sitting at work, minding my own business, when I witness this scene. Bear in mind that this happens at lunchtime, a good three hours before the post is collected.)

Head Of Accounts: “[Coworker], I know you’re desperately after those cheques today. I’m really sorry, but I haven’t been able to pin down [Director] to sign them yet. To soften the bad news, here’s a chocolate muffin.” *produces yummy snack, from someone’s birthday in another department*

Coworker: *abrasively* “NO. I need the cheques RIGHT NOW so I can post them to [Client]!”

Head Of Accounts: “Okay. I actually have something else for you, as well.” *pretends to take something out of her pocket, then flips off [Coworker] as I try to stifle my laughter*

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