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(I work in the fishing department at a sporting goods store. We usually get calls asking our opinion on what equipment to use.)

Caller: “Hi, is this the fishing department?”

Me: “Yes, sir. How may I help you?”

Caller: “I need to know the best rod and reel to use to catch a rocktail fish.”

Me: “Where is it you are trying to catch it?”

Caller: “Oh, it’s a fish in Runescape. So, what should I use?”

(Note: I don’t play Runescape, but know that it’s a computer game.)

Me: “Sir, are you asking advice on what rod/reel to catch a digital fish?”

Caller: “Oh… I didn’t really think this through, did I?”