Cheating At Mind-Cheating

(My husband and I are sitting at home and watching old episodes of the TV show ‘Veronica Mars.’ My husband has a huge crush on Kristen Bell, who plays Veronica Mars, and I have a crush on the character Logan. A scene comes on where these two characters are making out.)

Me: “SHHH! I’m imagining myself as Veronica, making out with Logan!”

Husband: “Haha! Well, I’m actually imagining myself making out with Kristen Bell.”