Cheapskates: FAIL
Customer: “Hey, can I get these rolls at a discount?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry, sir; it’s only six. We don’t discount the bags until right before close.”
Customer: “Well, the girl last night let me do it!”
Me: “Sir, I was working last night, and no, I did not.”
Customer: “All right, it was the night before! That girl!”
Me: “Richard?”
Customer: *slinks away*
