It Should Be Charlie American-Indian

, , , | Right | April 7, 2018

(I work at the city pool. My coworker today is my mother-in-law. I’ve been there about a month longer than she has, and have gotten to know the regulars pretty well. There’s one difficult customer who comes in and instantly starts ranting on politics or religion. He also mumbles, making it extremely difficult to understand him. Today, he focuses on my mother-in-law.)

Customer: *mumble-mumble-mumble* “—penis.”

Coworker: *stares*

Customer: *mumble-mumble* “—penis.” *mumble* “—racist.”

Coworker: *slow nod*

Customer: *finally leaves*

Coworker: *turns to me with a wide-eyed stare* “What?”

Me: “He was complaining about how the new Peanuts movie was racist.”

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