Charity Begins At (Selling Things From) Home
(My friend run a small business and, on occasion, they have special events that include renting out market stalls. They take bookings ahead of time, but on this occasion, one of their regulars hasn’t arrived so there is an empty table. The rent they receive goes to a charity. I am helping them out in their main shop when one of their staff members comes over.)
Staff: “Hey, [Owner], I thought the table next to my shop was for [Regular Stall Holder]?”
Owner: “It is; she’s not arrived yet.”
Staff: “Well, some woman has just sat down at it and started putting out items, and has been asking people to buy them.”
Owner: “I’ll come over and take a look; maybe [Regular] asked her to start setting up.”
Staff: “There’s nothing there that she would normally sell.”
(A few minutes later the owner comes back, he is fuming.)
Owner: “What is wrong with people? This woman saw an empty table and decided to set her own stall up. I asked her what she was doing, and she told me she wanted to sell her things. I told her that she needed to pay rent for the stall. She refused to do that because ‘it’s a charity event and the tables should be free.’ So, I asked how much of her takings she would be donating, and she told me that she isn’t going to donate anything because she is selling her own things.”
(Stall holders were also donating a percentage of their sales towards the charity. They ended up kicking her out and sitting one of their volunteers at the table with their own stock.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?