Chardonnay-saying

(My father really likes his wine; he will drink two or three glasses a night with dinner. I get into a conversation with him about foods.)

Me: “Well technically, chocolate is poison.”

Dad: “So is coffee. Cocoa beans have caffeine, which is poison. Anything that ends in i-n-e is poison; Caffeine, Nicotine—”

Me: “Wine.”

Dad: “….”