Change Her Mind, Upon Reflection

| Romantic | January 6, 2014

(I’m crampy and miserable and feeling gross. We’re having lunch in our kitchen and my husband is staring at me.)

Me: “Why are you staring at me?”

Husband: “Just looking at my beautiful wife.”

Me: *scoffs* “Where?”

Husband: “There.”

Me: *turns around*

Husband: “Right next to you.”

Me: “That b****!”

Husband: “No, you’ll need a special apparatus to see her.”

(My husband gets up and pulls the magnetized mirror from the fridge, then brings it around the table and turns my head.)

Husband: “See?”

Me: “You’re sweet. You know this is going on the internet? Right?”

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