Chairing An Immature Gathering

(I’m in law class. The office chair at the teacher’s desk makes a low-pitched squeaking sound whenever she sits downs. Other than the teacher, we’re all 15- to 16-year-old girls.)

Chair: *makes noise resembling a fart*

Class: *small chuckles from around the room*

(A while later.)

Chair: *makes the same noise again*

Class: *more laughing from around the room*

(My teacher catches on by this point, and causes the chair to make the noise a few more times, but extremely loudly.)

Class: *bursts out in loud laughter, which goes on a whole minute*

Teacher: “And here I thought that we were mature almost-adults.”