Cereal For Serial Late Shoppers

(My flatmate and I often go to the supermarket at unusual times but for once we are there during the day.)

Announcer: “If you go to aisle 12, there is a variety of cereal on offer for this week only!”

Flatmate: “I don’t like that. When did they start doing that?”

Me: “They’ve always done it. Just not at the god-awful times that we come shopping!”

Flatmate: “Well, back to one am shopping it is, then.”