Make Up Some Siblings In A Finch

(My husband calls from work:)

Husband: “Do we want more finches? [Boss] offered three females and a male, including the cage.”

Me: “It’s tempting, but I already have a girl and three boys. Between work and school, I don’t think I could keep up with more.”

(I hang up the phone, and turn to my son.)

Me: “Dad’s boss offered him more finches.”

Son: “Good. I thought you were talking about having a baby; I wondered where my two brothers were.”