Caught Napping

(I’m on the phone with my husband, who is on his way home from work. He usually calls to let me know he’s coming home and to talk to our six-month-old son.)

Husband: “Hey, can I talk to [Son]?”

Me: “He’s sleeping. Sorry.”

Husband: “What?”

Me: “Yeah, he needed to get one more nap in before bedtime.”

Husband: “My wife, I wanted to talk to him! I wasn’t gonna call you because I’d be home in ten minutes, and could talk to you then, but I called so I could talk to [Son]!”