Celebration Simplification
Restaurant | Working
| July 16, 2014
(For my wife’s birthday my parents and I have taken her to a restaurant.)
Mother: *to waitress* “Do you have anything to celebrate a birthday?”
Waitress: “Awww… Whose birthday is it?”
Wife: “Oh, it’s mine.”
Waitress: “Awww… It’s your birthday?”
Wife: “Yup!”
Waitress: “Well… Happy Birthday!”
(Pause.)
Waitress: *shrugs* “That’s it!”
(We all had a great laugh over that. It has been over two decades now and we still use that line for each other’s birthday.)
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