Causing Tropical Depressions

A customer is looking confused in the produce section in the high-end grocery store where I work.

Customer: “Excuse me, this store is all fancy and s***.”

Me: “Uh, we aim to provide a high-quality service, ma’am. Did you have a question?”

Customer: “Pineapples and coconuts.”

Me: “You wanted to buy some? I can show you.”

I take her to the tropical fruit section and first show her the pineapples.

Customer: “So are these the pineapples or the coconuts?”

I get that some people are learning basic facts every day, but she was a woman of at least seventy… living in Florida.