Causing A Stink For The Wrong Reasons

(My parents are helping me move into a dorm. Note that I’ve always had difficulty making friends due to a combination of shyness and a short temper.)

Mother: “Okay, [My Name]… remember to wash your hair, shave regularly, and put deodorant on every morning, or people won’t want to be friends with you.”

Me: “There are plenty of reasons people don’t want to be friends with me, but I don’t think my hygiene is one of them.”