Causing A Hubbub

(My sister and I are getting ready for our mom’s wedding. We take break from hair and makeup so she can smoke and are messing around on our phones when I find one of those name game posts.)

Me: “Replace every vowel in your name with ‘ub’… hmm, Subrubh.”

Sister: *snickers* “I’m Nubcuble. I sound cuddly.”

Me: “No, you forgot the ‘E’, you would be Nubcublub.”

Sister: “Great, I’m a f***ing Furby…”