Causing A Fuss Over The American Way

(My girlfriend is getting ready to fly. We are trying to find out if she can bring a blanket and a pillow, we search for about an hour on their website to find a number to call and ask, not finding any she decides to just take it and raise a fuss if they do.)

Girlfriend: “God-d*** it! I’m technically an American! I can at least pretend like it occasionally!”