Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 7

| Related | September 3, 2012

(We’re all talking in the living room when my cousin’s girlfriend stands up.)

Cousin’s Girlfriend: “I have an announcement to make!”

Uncle: “You’re pregnant?!”

Cousin’s Girlfriend: “No! John and I are engaged!”

(After the cheers and congratulations have died down, my aunt stands up.)

Aunt: “I have an announcement too!”

Uncle:You’re pregnant?”

Aunt: “No, dinner is ready.”

Uncle: “Isn’t anyone around here pregnant?!”


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