Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 3

(I work as a junior teacher at a center for young children. Our supervisor has a paunch.)

Young Child: “Hey, Mr. [Supervisor]. Can I ask you something?”

Supervisor: “Sure.”

Young Child: “Are you pregnant?”

Supervisor: “Uh…”

Young Child: “See!? I knew it! I knew he was pregnant!”

Supervisor: “Why would you think that?

Young Child: *proudly* “Because when my mama was pregnant, her tummy was big. But yours is even bigger! So you must be SUPER-pregnant!”

(Guess who lost 20 pounds shortly after that?)

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