Cauli For Concern

Customer: “I want to send back this cauliflower.”

Me: “What’s the issue with it so I can tell the chef?”

Customer: “It has shaved parmesan on it. I can’t eat cheese.”

Me: “Sir, the menu states that it has shaved parmesan on it, and also your appetiser was a burrata.”

Customer: “So?”

Me: “A burrata is mozzarella and cream.”

Pause.

Customer: “I can eat cheese if I don’t know it’s cheese.”