Caught With His Pants Down

| Romantic | April 22, 2014

(My boyfriend is 6’9”, while I am barely five feet tall. He has to get up early for work, and he usually doesn’t turn on the light so as not to disturb me. One morning I’m woken by a very loud ripping noise.)

Me: *alarmed* “What was that?!”

Boyfriend: “These pants must have shrunk in the wash. They’re way too small.”

Me: “What pants?”

(I turn on the lamp and see my boyfriend holding a pair of ripped jeans. It takes only a moment to realize what’s happened.)

Me: “[Boyfriend]… those are my pants.”

Boyfriend: “… Oh. F***!”

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