Caught The Tail-End Of That Memory

(When I first got my cat a few years ago she accidentally put her tail in a lit candle and caught her tail and backside on fire. She was fine, however, and didn’t have any accidents involving fire until this.)

Mom:“Hey could you light that candle on the table?”

(As soon as I light the candle my cat runs over and sticks her face in it.)

Mom: *running over and picking up the cat* “You dumb-a**! Do you have no memory of catching on fire?”