Caught Red-Haired

| Romantic | November 26, 2013

(I am very pale and have brown hair, which I dye black. My boyfriend is quite obviously Hispanic. My four-year-old sisters, who are also very pale but have red hair, wanted to come with us to the store. A customer in the store comes up to us.)

Customer: “Oh, they’re so cute! But where did they get the red hair?”

Me: “From my mom. They’re not ours; they’re my sisters.”

(The customer leaves and my boyfriend turns to me.)

Boyfriend: “D***, I was going to glare at you suspiciously and say ‘I’ve been wondering that myself.'”

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