Caught Napping
(We’re two couples of new parents, watching our kids play at the park. A few months ago, the other couple wasn’t able to come to my 40th birthday party. We’re all pretty tired and wish our kids would sleep.)
Me: “Okay, all the people under 4 years old, have a nap!”
Friend: “Even better: all the people under 40 years old, have a nap!”
Me: “Well, too bad for me, then” *pretend sad face*
Friend: *stupefied* “What!? You’re over 40?!”
(He felt very stupid suddenly. Next time, come to my party!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
