Caught In A Recession Romance

| Romantic | October 29, 2011

(My boyfriend and I have been caught by the police for having a little too much fun in his parked car. As part of the requisite talking-to while we are putting on our clothes, the officer gives him the following advice…)

Police Officer: “Man, this is a nice girl.”

Boyfriend: “I-I know.”

Police Officer: “You can’t treat her like this. You can’t take her to a parking lot. You gotta take her someplace nice.”

Boyfriend: “Like what?”

Police Officer: “Like the Econo-Lodge.”

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