Cats Had To Be Involved Somehow
(My dad is annoyed that my cat coughed up a hairball in the night and is complaining about it.)
Dad: “That cat is tearing our family apart. Cats are the cause of all world problems.”
Me: “So are you saying cats caused ISIS?”
Dad: “No, don’t be stupid. Other cats did.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?